Ryan in the cafeteria.
*looking at a picture of snoop dogg*
Sebastian: Oh look, it’s snoop dogg.
Ryan: No it’s not. Didn’t he change his name to snoop tiger?
This doesn’t taste like dope it tastes like shit.
Ryan: He’s just being a dirty sanchez.
Me: Ryan, what’s a dirty sanchez?
Ryan: Ummm…a Sanchez that’s dirty *winks*
Person: Idk. Black penises kind of scare me.
Ryan: Well I’m not scared of them. If anything I’m scared if they’re any smaller.
Now that megaphone is 21 I think I should start a new blog called “Drunk Texts From Ryan.”
drunk texts from Ryan.
Ya, well…you’re a bindejo!!! (Trying to say bendajo)
Snapchat from Ryan.